User talk:Amisra

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It: Good afternoon, Sir. Are you ready to order?

He: Yes. For starters, could you get us some naturally curly fries and grad student barbecue sauce?

It: And the main course?

He: Sense of proportion for me, and gumption for the lady.

It: We have a house special today, Miss. You get free advice with gumption.

She: No, thanks.

He: I'll take the advice. I love advice.

It: I am sorry, Sir, but free advice and a sense of proportion don't go together very well.

He: Why is that?

It: I don't know, Sir, just something my mother heard from her mother.

He: Funny. Sounds like the sort of thing this lady here used to write on her life page.

It: You have a life page, Miss?

He: Not anymore. Two links under and resting in pieces.

It: Sorry to learn about the death, Sir.

He: Oh no, not dead! Just stunned.