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| − | '''It''': Good afternoon, Sir. Are you ready to order?
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| − | '''He''': Yes. For starters, could you get us some naturally curly fries and
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| − | '''It''': And the main course?
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| − | '''He''': Sense of proportion for me, and gumption for the lady.
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| − | '''It''': We have a house special today, Miss. You get free advice with
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| − | '''She''': No, thanks.
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| − | '''He''': I'll take the advice. I love advice.
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| − | '''It''': I am sorry, Sir, but free advice and a sense of proportion don't go
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| − | '''He''': Why is that?
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| − | '''It''': I don't know, Sir, just something my mother heard from her mother.
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| − | '''He''': Funny. Sounds like the sort of thing this lady here used to write on
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| − | '''It''': You have a life page, Miss?
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| − | '''He''': Not anymore. Two links under and resting in pieces.
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| − | '''It''': Sorry to learn about the death, Sir.
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| − | '''He''': Oh no, not dead! Just stunned.
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