It is not as if you did anything wrong.
If I were your parent, I would be proud.
Lizzie Barrett, let me count the nays.
I am not bitter, I am not desperate,
I am most certainly not one to grandstand.
But peace requires concessions.
You liked me once; then perspectives changed.
History might repeat -- who the hell knows?
My perspectives have stayed put.
If there is a problem, talk to the source.
Clean up after yourself-deterioration.
See you in six weeks.
As for you, my dear rival shreds,
Happy New Year, tons of peaches.
- Paul Neil Milne Johnstone (attributed)